Drawing

Mason: Mommy draw a dinosaur?

Ting (holding a red crayon): uh...

Mason: Yes mommy draw a big red dinosaur.

Ting: Ok.

Mason: Ooooh a turtle!

Ting: I'm not done yet! There, a stegosaurus!

Mason: Stegosaurus! Now draw a dinosaur. A big red dinosaur up here please.

Ting: ...

Good job daddy!

Mason: Daddy did a toot. Daddy doing a poopoo. Good job daddy!!

Yawn

Ting: *yawn* *groan*

Mason: Are you ok?

Ting: I'm fine, I'm tired.

Mason: mommy go sleep?

Ting: aww thanks buddy you're sweet

Showers

Ting: I'd like to take a shower before preschool tomorrow.

Steve: Ok. How about now? Because I have to work (Ting at the stairs) tomorrow morning whereas right now (halfway up the stairs) I'm...

Ting: Bye!

Steve: Yep.

Parent Conversation - Sports

Steve: Canucks won't be making the playoffs this year.

Ting: Didn't the playoffs just finish? Wait what month is this?

Steve: It's March. You know playoffs are in June right?

Ting: My days are all jumbled.

Monkey Mason

Mason: Ah ah ah ah ah ah! I'm a monkey. Ah ah ah ah ah!

Mommy/daddy: Can you be an indoor monkey?

What's your name!

Ting: Their faces are about the same size.

Steve: Maybe... Oh I know (gets the tape measure to measure Taylor's face)

Ting: Mas...Tay... What's your name! Stop it! I don't usually have to yell at you...

Steve: Yesss!