Mommy: What does Cookie Monster like to eat?
Mason: ... Carrots?
Today out of nowhere...
Mason: People. Oohhhhh Cookie Monster eat peeeeepoh. I see.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Ting to Mason: See we put one puzzle back, take one down, pass it around, that's what it's all about...
Steve: That's not right.
Power of "Please"
We finished the bowl of homemade apple chips...
Mason: More chips!
Mommy: All gone.
Mason: More chips please!
Mommy: It's all gone.
Mason: Daddy! More please!
Mommy: It's all gone.
Mason: Daddy! More chips! Please!
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
The Artist
Mason: "Mama I draw tunnel! Go through it?" He then puts his face on the picture of his tunnel.
Just like daddy
Ting: "Taylor looks just like you when she smiles."
Steve: "Mystery solved, we finally know what I would look like if I was a baby girl."
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Conversation skills
Mason was telling me about his swim lesson...
Ting: Can you take your toes out of my ear while you talk?
Shopping
Went to Target to get some clothes for the growing toddler.
Mason: "All done pants, no shirt, find toys, ok! Lets go! Come on! Mommy coming?"
Friday, February 7, 2014
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Boys' room
To simplify nighttime, Steve has been sleeping in Mason's room and I have been cosleeping with Taylor on the big bed. I never fully appreciated the accuracy of the phrase "it looks like a bomb went off in here" until I walked into the boys' room today.
Monday, February 3, 2014
You sneeze like rain
Mason started it. He had a runny nose and cough. But I guess taking vitamin c's don't defend against being constantly coughed at directly in the face. So I was down, shortly followed by Taylor.
Taylor, my baby girl is having her first cold at 3 months thanks to her brother (who didn't experience his first cold until 9 months). She ain't holding back on her coughs and sneezes either. I said to her today, "oh my goodness, you sneeze like rain. The big drops kind that smacks you in the face."
What my 2 year old son says while taking a dump
Dog cone
Mason fell and broke the skin on his chin and bit his lip. Blood everywhere. I wrestled a gauze and tape onto his jawline and let him watch TV.
Ting to Steve: "I don't know what to do about nap, the TV is distracting him from ripping it off, like a dog cone."
Take me to the washroom!
Our daughter, at 12 weeks old, developed a preference for pooping in the sink rather than in her diaper. I take off her diaper and hold her by her thighs over the sink and she happily does her business.
Don't get me wrong, it's fantastic not to have to change a poopy diaper, especially for a girl. But she's getting heavy, and when it's 5am... Just poop in the diaper!
(Yes I still crawl out of bed to take her otherwise she'll cry until I do.)
Sunday, February 2, 2014
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