Taking poop turns

Result of having 2 potty trained babies in the house is while one is trying to poop on the potty, the other goes "I poopoo too. Excuse me! Sorry Taylor! Taylor go poop in the sink. Mason go on the potty."

Mommy how old are you?

Mason has been asked more often lately the question, "how old are you?" Naturally he starts to ask me...

Mason: "Mommy, how old are you?"

Me: "I'm 29."

Mason: "I'm two!" As he attempts to make two with his fingers without success.

Me: "Cool. You're two and a half actually."

Mason: "I'm two and a half. Mommy, how old are you?"

Me: "I'm 29."

Mason: "Twenty nine" as he attempts to count his fingers.

Me: "Can't do 29 on your fingers honey, it's a big number. Want me to count to 29?"

Mason: "Yeah!"

Me: "1, 2, 3,..., 17, 18"

Mason: "Mommy, what are you doing?"

Me: "I'm counting to 29! 19, 20, 21.."

Mason: "Mommy, what are you doing?"

Me: "I'm counting to 29! It takes a while! ... 27, 28, 29!"

Mason: "Good job mommy!"

Me: "Thank you."

Mason: "Mommy, how old are you?"

Me: "I'm two."

Mason: "I'm two too!"

On a mission

Walking to the playground after preschool we pass by a mom and her little boy getting into a white hatchback that looks like our car.

Mason goes up to them: "Mason's white car? Mason's?"

Mommy: "No that's not our car, we parked back there."

Mason to the strangers: "I'm going to the playground." And walks away.

Not yet

Me: I'm going to make peas then we're gonna eat

Mason: Peas?!

Me: yeah do you want peas?

Mason: no. Not yet.

Me: how about in 5 minutes?

Mason: yes

Drawing

Mason: Mommy draw a dinosaur?

Ting (holding a red crayon): uh...

Mason: Yes mommy draw a big red dinosaur.

Ting: Ok.

Mason: Ooooh a turtle!

Ting: I'm not done yet! There, a stegosaurus!

Mason: Stegosaurus! Now draw a dinosaur. A big red dinosaur up here please.

Ting: ...

Good job daddy!

Mason: Daddy did a toot. Daddy doing a poopoo. Good job daddy!!

Yawn

Ting: *yawn* *groan*

Mason: Are you ok?

Ting: I'm fine, I'm tired.

Mason: mommy go sleep?

Ting: aww thanks buddy you're sweet